What is Salisbury Salami Slayer?

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An individual who engages in a ritualistic-type daily routine that involves arriving home for the day, heating up a salisbury steak TV dinner, placing the piping hot meal on a TV tray in front of the television, and viewing adult pornographic films in solitude while completing the salisbury steak dinner at his leisure.

Glu Gleywart: Hey Toquevatt, did you see the newspaper article about that creepy stalker who has been lurking around in the neighborhood?

Toquevatt: Yeah Kimbo, that guy is a Salisbury Salami Slayer if I've ever seen one.

See toquevatt, creep, sketchy, boogan, geigh
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