Salisman

What is Salisman?


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A manchild who tries to sell with a deep staten island accent. Often a salisman will have deep yellow stains on his unwashed fingers from smoke and nicotine. The salisman will almost always have a low closing percentage and be forced to wear out of style clothing. The salisman will let his eyebrows grow to unheard of lengths. He will act much like a fatta and in the summer months resort to wearing his shorts very long in the salfatta style. Many salismen have been rubbed by the testemorph.

Sally cried out "Please Wobert, DON'T MAKE ME A SALISMAN!"

See fatta, salfatta, manchild, salisman, nicotine, smoker


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