Salladasburg

What is Salladasburg?


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Salladasburg is a magical town. It's the smallest borough in Lycoming County and is still shown on Mapquest, Google earth and Wikipedia. There are exactly 21 straight kids and 1 homosexual kid in the town. Salladasburg is filled with hicks who hate blackulas and gayboys. Even though Salladasburg is a town full of haters we still have the most delicious home-made ice cream, from the landmark "Cohicks Trading Post" and the best times on earth.

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