What is Salmon Blanket?
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A word describing a woman's vagina that physically resembles two soggy pancakes hanging from a fork. This particular vagina, however, smells like salmon.
That dude was trying to get some vag in the backseat, but it smelled like salmon blanket, so he told her to get dressed and get the fuck out, but when she did his best friend just ran up and punched that bitch in the face anyways.
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Knee-high boots used for when a woman goes out manhunting.
Known by pigs as 'Fuck Me Boots,' these boots never fail to '..
