Salmon Day

What is Salmon Day?

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

Zz Top Effect

1. When a bikini clad girl has such a large bush that it protrudes out from her swimsuit and is clearly visible. Man, check out the ZZ Top..

Jerk Plank

1. The original Jerk Plank ™ is made from authentic Jamaican pimento wood -( Jamaican allspice wood). It's quick, easy and an excellen..

Grease The Weasel

1. Choking and stroking one's rampant penis. Amato broke his arm, so he asked Kunal to go help him grease his weasel...

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