Salmon Day

What is Salmon Day?

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

Phallus Callus

1. A skin disorder developed from over-masturbation. Dude, this phallus callus is killing my relationship 2. 1. n. That rough skin on yo..

Quistia

1. Hot, like a hot chick. Word is mainly indigenous to Newton, Ma. "Mush, she's a quistia jivel" meaning "dude, she&ap..

Iggin'

1. Ignoring someone or something You hear me talkin' too you...Stop iggin' me. See sugar..

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