Salmon Day

What is Salmon Day?

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

Faptard

1. Someone who masterbates so vigorisly that he blows his brains out and can no longer function in his correct state of mind. G Bush is th..

Has-bitch

1. Any lost-the-buzz celebrity, politician or journo who's hanging on by bare fingernails, issuing provocative opinions in hopes of ge..

Endrin

1. A faggot; Like that of Cuban orgin; Small dickless fury animal that lays eggs. Remember the little endrin? He layed an egg right on Ott..

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