Salmon Day

What is Salmon Day?

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

Finlandia

1. A brand of high-quality vodka from Finland. I had a few shots of Finlandia and before I knew it, I was wasted. See vodka, finland, alc..

Phantasmagasm

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Zwounds

1. Archaic expression of shock or suprise. Derives from "God's wounds". As with similar archaisms, "Zwounds" is us..

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