Salmon Day

What is Salmon Day?

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

Vedman

1. Slang for the tragic condition that some men endure in which the penile gland is thicker and longer than average. Particularly noticable..

Shcocked

1. the art of being shocked because of soemone's cock being big. "DAMMMM that dudes cock meade me sooo shcocked, it was hugee&qu..

You A Bat

1. A nigga or black person Tyrone: Hey Kyle!, do you want to go to the movies later?? Kyle: NAW NIGGA YOU A BAT!! See nigga, negro, bat,..

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