Salmon Day

What is Salmon Day?

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

Hip-replacement

1. When a person replaces his/her loser significant other with someone who is more hip in the ways of music, fashion, etc... "my boyf..

Rolfstomp

1. Owning someone soo hard that its funny. Player1"this kid is pathetic" player2"yea i just ROLFstomped him" See rof..

Union Pines

1. a high school full of hillbillies, lezzies, druggies, and corie,kristen, and chris. "hey. i'm a lesbian who does drugs."..

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