Salmon Day

What is Salmon Day?

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

Orgasmnesia.

1. When you can't remember the name of your sex partner immediately after orgasm. After I came, all I could think to say was I love y..

Mushroom Stabber

1. Term used when a guy does a girl thats so young all he can get in is his mushroom tip(aka his dick head). You have to be really desperat..

Ruppel

1. 1. son of one who wears funny shorts named Flanders. See Digital Pimp 2. 1. A shoe model with a lopsided head 2. A dumb blonde with ..

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