Salmon Day

What is Salmon Day?

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

Frumped

1. To have been subjected to sexby a frump. Similar to being fat bitched but by a girl who is uglyinstead of fat. Waking up next to a bag..

Zumming

1. The act of using frozen fecal matter(poo) as a dildo or other sexual aid. "Dude, me and my girlfriend froze some crap after our sc..

Jourdanne

1. jour-danne n., jor-danne -noun 1. an imperfect, filipino american human being 2. a small town 12 year old girl from mo veezy! jourd..

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