Salmon Day

What is Salmon Day?

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

Jimmy Crinkles

1. Jimmy Crinkle aka Jimmy Crinks refers to Crinkle cut french fries, typically those made by Chinese food restaurants and take-away eatery..

Retarded Cunt

1. To defined a stupid woman in a derrogatory manner. Melanie is crossed eye, and a retarded cunt. See cunt, stupid, woman, pussy..

Zobelize

1. When a man gets on all fours and requests that a woman penetrate his asshole with her titty, also works when tha man is on his back. Jo..

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