Salmon Day

What is Salmon Day?

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

Garbunction

1. To smash down the trash in the garbage can so one can fit more trash in it. Hey Tim, come use your size 15EEE shoe to garbunction the t..

Kidney Beans

1. Brownish colored beans that are shaped like a human kidney which are used to make red hot chili and which cause the eater of the chili t..

Vaglow

1. Literally, to "allow access to the vagina." Vagina + Allow = Vaglow We've all heard of cock blocking. This is the oppos..

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