Salmon Day

What is Salmon Day?

The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.

King Jake Johnstone

1. Ruler of all the worthless bums who spend their last penny on cheap alcohol and cigarrettes. Wears shitty crown made of empty beer cans...

Strashed

1. When a person is really stressed out, gets drunk, and then continues to stress over everything even when they are totally trashed. Dude..

Flesh Clarinet

1. a penis, a phallus, a meat whistle, one's crank she played my flesh clarinet last night while we were watching TV. See Double D..

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