Salmon Day

What is Salmon Day?


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The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

I spent all day working my ass off on this freakin spreadsheet, only to have my computer crash at the end of the day, losing all the information.


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Random Words:

1. Stands for "whatever". Used mostly by bitches with a poor attitude. Cool Guy: "Hey you wanna do something tonight?"..
1. The right to vegetate. Dad: Man, why don't you ever do anything with your life? Teenage Son: I am expressing my vegetation rights..
1. having gay sex with men, who have hairy cracks hey, you! stop putting in the rough, this is my mums room! See fuck, retard, gay, crack..