Salmon

What is Salmon?


1.

When you walk up behind someone and you flail your arm between there legs near the genitals, imitating the act of catching a salmon by hand.

Everyone was giving Lenny Hi 5's while I went behind him and gave him the salmon.

See salmon, funny, handshake, greeting

2.

Female at 8 or above on the hot or not scale. A word that is used to notify other men of a woman that is an 8 or above in the immdiate area.

It can also be used as the opposite of Tuna- a not so fresh female.

A Female Calling your Cell Phone or What is that the Salmon calling?

Hey Jimmy how were the Salmon at the beach today?

Hey Christoforos, did you have at Mary Jane Tuna Snatch again?

No Jonathan, after I got the HEP it is all Salmon for me.

Sorry guys it is a Salmon calling.

See female, perfect 10, pussy, tuna, girl

3.

Sex. Just a word for sex.

"You can get AIDS from salmon, you know"

"I get my salmon off the streets"

"I buy my salmon at the fish market"

See sex, fuck, intercourse, making love, bang

4.

A word used to describe a female who is of a very high standard...

Not the average female, usually a girl who you would like to bend over.

Very attractive, hot, bonerific, sexy etc

That chick is absolute Salmon

Look boys here comes some salmon

Check out that salmon

See hot, sexy, trow, quality

5.

The new swear word for people that are alergic to peanuts.

Look at that salmon with his epeepen.

See peanuts, ryan, peter, peanut butter

6.

The color of a nice pink pussy. The opposite of roast beef.

Man 1: "So bro... Was she a salmon or roast beef?"

Man 2: "She was SALMON!!!"

See salmon, roast beef, pussy, vag, perfect

7.

A fish that yields pink flesh. Hits the spot when it is:

-steamed with ginger on top

-pan-fried with sweet and sour sauce

-pan fried with curry and onions on top

Mmm, that curry on salmon last night was awesome.

See salmon, ginger, steamed, fried, fish


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