Salmon Flaps

What is Salmon Flaps?


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Salmon Flaps are the fishy Flapsthat you must spread, if you dare, to enter her fishy love hole.

This phrase is commonly used when describing a skip holed whore who doesn't wash properly. The smell, when she opens her legs can make a man faint if he goes down on her. Even when wearing jeans she is often told to 'CLOSE YOUR LEGS LOVE!'.

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This phrase can be used in many circumstances, but this is the most common.

Person 1: Did you fuck Steph last night?

Person 2: Yeah mate, I fucked that whore good, but her Salmon Flaps nearly ate me whole. Boy was she smelly! Like a Salmon.

See gash, cunt, pussy lips, front bottom


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