Salmon Helmet

What is Salmon Helmet?


1.

When someone with a rotten twat sits on your face.

You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.

See salmon, helmet, vagina, redwings, pussy

2.

When a chick with a stanky vagina sits on your face.

"You think that's bad, remember that time the prophet Mohammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga!"

See tuna, pink taco, douche, redwings, cunt

3.

Spawned by the recent South Park episode where Mohammed gave the Family Guy character a "salmon helmet".

A salmon helmet is when a particularly filthy smelling chick sits on your face for you to eat her out.

I brought that nasty chick home from the bar, and she gave me a salmon helmet when we 69'd. I almost booted up her asshole.

See salmon helmet, 69, south park, family guy, sex, sexual positions

4.

The dried crustations of stinky snatch on your helmet while attempting a 'morning after' re-entry.

Last night was hot, but this morning the salmon helmet on my johnson couldn't get the boys to victory.

See salmon berries, easter egg

5.

The sexual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a vagina.

Last night I gave your mom a salmon helmet.

See salmon helmet, fist fuck, big vagina


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