What is Salmon Slap?
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When two lesbians rub and slap their vaginas all over one another.
Wow! Suzy sure salmon slapped Jean last night!
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When two lesbians have abnormally large labia which are slapped against each other's faces.
Paul:'Hey Jenny, why is your face all red and smells like tuna?' Jenny:'Vera and I both have unusually large labia, thus, she salmon slapped me this morning with them'
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3.
When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.
Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.
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Random Words:
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A tounge the moves swiftly around, almost dancing. Used to toss salads.
"His little hurricanejig tossed his salad big time!"
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Name given to a fully erect penis which shrinks to almost nothing after a particularly sickening or hurtful event during lovemaking.
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