Salmon Slap

What is Salmon Slap?


1.

When two lesbians rub and slap their vaginas all over one another.

Wow! Suzy sure salmon slapped Jean last night!

2.

When two lesbians have abnormally large labia which are slapped against each other's faces.

Paul:'Hey Jenny, why is your face all red and smells like tuna?' Jenny:'Vera and I both have unusually large labia, thus, she salmon slapped me this morning with them'

See Gizzy

3.

When a young woman is in the spawning area and is suddenly slapped across the face with a slippery dick.

Jared salmon slapped the shit outta Johanna the other night while I was in jail.

See slap, dick slap, cock smack


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