Salmon Slapper

What is Salmon Slapper?


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When your fucking a female with a very loose vagina, and you start eating her out. Her vagina is so loose that it all falls out and slaps you right in the face.

Wow, that chicks vagina was so loose that i never even got to fuck her. She gave me a salmon slapper 2 minutes into when i was eating her out.

See sexual, hilarious, rare, unfortunate


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