Salmon Smuggler

What is Salmon Smuggler?

A female whose genitals smell somewhat unpleasant, usually fishlike.

Gentleman 1: What was that girl like last night? You smash 'er pasty?

Gentleman 2: Fucking rough, mate; she was pretty fit but turned out to be a proper salmon smuggler.

See salmon, vagina, smell, putrid, cunnilingus

Plus-sized

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Quim Trim

1. n. 1. where pubic hair around the vagina is shaped in a distinct way 2. an insult aimed at highlighting the similarities between a rub..

Magnifico Blowers

1. Blowers of a magnificent stature. Usually given by females of oriental heritage. Man1: Man lets get some hookers. Man2: The girl on th..

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