What is Salmon Smuggler?
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A female whose genitals smell somewhat unpleasant, usually fishlike.
Gentleman 1: What was that girl like last night? You smash 'er pasty?
Gentleman 2: Fucking rough, mate; she was pretty fit but turned out to be a proper salmon smuggler.
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A term referring to a women's breasts.
"Kim's shirt is unbuttoned so low, I can see her naughty pillows."
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A Hovis white bread in a orange bag, once accidentally called 'Hovis Easy Orange'.
What bread have we got?
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1. A virgin's penis
2. A small-town pimp's penis
1. Eighth-grader: I hate my virginia wood...
2. Horny Small-town Skank: Yo..