What is Salmon Toupee?
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A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.
Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.
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someone who is extremely ugly or has a strange or out of the ordinary look.
Oh my god!!! did you see that dude???he was a Gooncha-Bob!
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When you are so drunk that you'll buy that $5.00 Mexican Sombrero at the bar, wear it all night while the whole time, thinking that..
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a description created by the God's of Metal, ManOwaRfor all of the poser metal bands that have appeared such as Korn
Heavy Metal....
