What is Salmon Toupee?
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A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.
Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.
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noun: Natures way of punishing people for their cruel actions through unfortunate, yet hilarious, events
John always knew his occasiona..
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The act of licking one's own anus for entertainment, hygiene, sport, or pleasure.
If I could do the "Dirty Tripod" I wou..
