What is Salmon Toupee?
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A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.
Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.
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Slang for a throw-a-way cell phone used in the commission of dope selling. Made popular by the cell phone company TracPhone and the rap ..
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What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
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