What is Salmon Toupee?
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A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.
Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.
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to lick the top of a males penis
i told dat gurl to lick the tip and she did. she's easy.
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THC crystals (keef) from the plant marijuana mixed with tobaco and then smoked.
I just smoked some jail chron
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1. Exceeding common size of something that should be normal. Huge, grossly large, pertaining to the size of an elephant.
2. Morbidly ob..
