Salmon Toupee

What is Salmon Toupee?

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A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.

Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.

See salmon slit, vajj, dirty snatch, snatch
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