Salmon Toupee

What is Salmon Toupee?

1.

A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.

Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.

See salmon slit, vajj, dirty snatch, snatch
97

Random Words:

Kk4
1. A regular at #ravens_nest. KK4 is batshit fucking nuts! See GoldZero..
Read more
Hydrate
1. 1) To guzzle one's cum. 2) To replenish one's fluids with the rancid love juice that is semen. "Stacy, how was that?&qu..
Read more
Estreya
1. the funniest mo fo in the whole wide world they are always there for you and know how to kick ass. they know how to shake that ass on th..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free