What is Salmon Toupee?
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A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.
Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.
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The independent media company that is not affiliated with the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, but is in charge of the st..
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when you get a boner, and you slap a bitch's face with it
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