Salmon Turd

What is Salmon Turd?

A turd that just won't flush

I've just had a huge salmon turd - the little sucka has swum back upstream to haunt me

See fish, trout, log, poo, shit, dump

despite flushing the pan, a log manages to swim back upstream to welcome you the following morning

jesus fiona. we have a salmon turd yet again!

See turd, log, poo, crap, dump, kinder surprise

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