What is Salmon Turd?
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I've just had a huge salmon turd - the little sucka has
swum back upstream to haunt me
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2.
despite flushing the pan, a log manages to swim back upstream to welcome you the following morning
jesus fiona. we have a salmon turd yet again!
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