Salmoned

What is Salmoned?


1.

An internet phenomena where a computer links two people over IM - and gives each user false

It's similar to a three way call using AIM. Imagine someone mutes his own phone and then calls you. Then he calls someone else. Now you're talking to a stranger. Your phone rang and so did theirs. You think he called you and vice versa. Neither of you realize there's a third person instigating all this. This is basically the same thing, but with AIM.

AllSeeingSalmon: who are you?

Me: So you realize we're being salmoned right. And your s/n is showing up as AllSeeingSalmon.

AllSeeingSalmon: no??

AllSeeingSalmon: wtf are you talking about?!

AllSeeingSalmon: no this is Jim

AllSeeingSalmon: I already told you that!

See salmoning, salmon, botting, bots

2.

The art of giving someone the surprise feeling of a salmon swimming upstream rapidly between your legs.

Sneak up behind a person while they are standing up directly facing away from you and make sure they don;t know you are there. Take one hand, make it flat like a karate chop, and rapidly move your hand back and forth between the person's legs just above their knees. This provides a surprising sensation of what it would feel like to have a salmon trying to swim upstream between your legs. When the victim turns around surprised and doesn't know how to respond to such an odd thing; you say "You got salmoned!"

See games, surprise, wierd, fun, odd

3.

The process of rebooting a server or edmundingbut when the server does not come back up successfully

Damn it, I thought that edmunding that server would sort out the problems but I think I have salmoned it now

See server, reboot, it, computer, edmunding, salmoning


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