What is Salmowned?
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A variant of "owned." During a secret santa gift event on a popular message forum, someone was sent a piece of smoked salmon. Needless to say he was quite pissed.
fag - "well, i got my secret santa gift...it was a giant piece of smoked salmon....i hope the fucking cat likes it."
asshole - "HAHAHAHAHH SALMOWNED."
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