What is Salois?
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Salois is a robotic mercenary/cowboy/astronaut/race car that consumes heavy amounts of bison meat and tungsten. These are usually found in NW areas of the United States. They come in two sizes, great and greater. Not to be confused with the sun and/or a great burning star.
Human1: "Oh my fucking god, did you see that Salois demoralizing that homeless man on the corner?"
Human2: "No, my eyes exploded out of my face as soon as I made eye contact..."
Human1: "Do you smell Bison?"
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