Salon Boy

What is Salon Boy?


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A douchebagwho spends upwards of 20 dollars getting his hair cut. The haircut is not a glammetal kind of style, but more of a contrived "messy" and extremely lame kind of style.

"Hey, how much do you think that Goo Goo Dolls assclownspends on his hair?"

"I dunno, but what a salon boy."

"Hey look, a salon boy!"

"Yeah, let's beat the everlovingcrap out of him!"

"Hey look, another salon boy!"

"Yeah, let's beat him to death in the road in front of his mom and then blind her!"

See salon, boy, douchebag, hair, haircut, indie, contrived


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