Salsa Sanchez

What is Salsa Sanchez?


1.

noun (feminine) --

1. counterpart to masculine noun "dirty sanchez";

2. menstrual blood mustache.

verb --

1. act of swiping one's finger across a menstruating woman's vagina then smearing the bloody finger across the upper lip of another.

2. a vengeful act executed by placing menstrual blood upon another person's upper lip

Robin: Jim refuses to have sex with me when I'm on my period. I was wicked horny last night and he turned me down b/c of it.

Artie: That's crazy! What warrior is afraid to get a little blood on his sword?

Robin: You're right, fuck that. I will give him a salsa sanchez in his sleep tonight in retaliation.

See dirty sanchez, filthy sanchez, stinky sanchez, menstruation, period, blood, vagina, pussy, mustache


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