What is Salt Beaver?
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A salt beaver is a tweaker who goes to an afterparty after an already long night. Salt beavers take cabs everywhere and are higher order mammals when compared to the ill-favored swamp donkey.
Cab driver: "Why are you talking politics to me, you "Salt beaver"? Why don't you get to bed at a reasonable hour?"
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An elastic strap worn over your swimsuit so that you can suntan without getting tan lines or flashing everyone around you.
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