Salt The Fries

What is Salt The Fries?


1.

1) A cryptic reminder in System Shock when the game crashes.

2) A cryptic reminder any other time you feel like it. Usually used to screw with someone's head.

3) A vague compliment, meaning nothing at all.

1) Remember to salt the fries!

2) Jack, when I get back, the goddamn fries better be salted.

3) Dude, she salts the fries.

See geeky, compliment, brainfuck

2.

to snort cocaine off of an erect penis

"Sorry we took so long in the bathroom, but I wanted to salt the fries before hitting the dancefloor."

See cocaine, disco, fast food, williamsburg, cock


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