What is Salt Water?
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The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it to his mate. So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads
. . . and we wonder why the ocean is so salty. Try not to swallow the water :)
Random Words:
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When you hide marshmellows in the pocket of your pants for eating between meals.
Hide them in your pockets for SECRET EATING!..
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When you are doin a chick from behind, put it in her bum really fast and hard, when she screams like a donkey you punch her in the face...
