What is Salt Water?
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The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it to his mate. So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads
. . . and we wonder why the ocean is so salty. Try not to swallow the water :)
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