Saltan

What is Saltan?

1.

To love oneself unconditionally while at the same time to be completely oblivious to the fact that you're actually annoying everyone within a 200 mile radius.

Putting oneself before everyone and everything that actually matters, being the centre of your own attention, and thinking that the whole world loves you for it.

Dude, you're so up your own ass you're practially Saltan.

I thought that everyone loved me, turned out I was just pulling a Saltan.

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2.

the sexiest dude in the world smoke weed all day every day

dude saltan is a sexy stoner guy
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