What is Saltcoats?
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A shitty coastal town on the west coast of Scotland full of ugly inbreds. Not to be mistaken with Ardrossan or Stevenston although both contain the same class of unemployed layabouts. Glasgow people used to go there for their holidays!!!
"It could be worse, we could be in Saltcoats"
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