Salted

What is Salted?


1.

When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.

Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.

David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag!

(Matt cries)

Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!

2.

when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."

-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up

-salted!!

See burned, you got served, embarassing, mean

3.

Enhanced with Sodium Chloride.

These chips would be better if they were salted.

See why, the, fuck, do, they, make, me, this

4.

To be verbally raped or beaten, hurting others feelings and/or crushing spirits

Lefko: "Your retarded"

B-Wass: "Your mom got retarded when she choked on my fat nuts and got brain damage"

Gimbel: "Salted!!!"

See dissed, bitch slapped, raped, chunked, tossed

5.

1. one who is feeling a great amount of anger.

2. one who is feeling a great amount of anger, that others may deem hilarious.

1. I am getting so salted right now, at this loud mouth.

2. Dude don't talk about his sister that way, you are gonna make him straight salted.

See anger, discourse, hurt, emotion, taboo

6.

When you are extremely high

I'm so salted" "I was salted"

See salt, high, blasted, peppered, toasted

7.

when you feel stupid, or someone else feels stupid

1. you get all dressed up for ur date and then he/she calls and cancels. ur salted

See stupid, dumb, smart, retarded


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