What is Salted?
1.
When someone is insulted, embarassed, or made to look like a fool of some sort.
Originally "assaulted", but later reduced to a more convenient syllable count.
David Oh: Matt, you're such a fuckin' douchebag!
(Matt cries)
Passing man: YOU BEEN SALTED!
2.
when pain is inflicted by means of insult, blackmail, or general embarassment. originated from when salt is sprinkled into a wound, causing further stinging and pain. later, gestures were added for effect, often consisting of rubbing fingers together over the victim's head to suggest gingerly applying a layer of salt for extra emphasis on "being served."
-your momma's so fat that when her beeper goes off, everyone thinks she's backin up
-salted!!
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3.
Enhanced with Sodium Chloride.
These chips would be better if they were salted.
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4.
To be verbally raped or beaten, hurting others feelings and/or crushing spirits
Lefko: "Your retarded"
B-Wass: "Your mom got retarded when she choked on my fat nuts and got brain damage"
Gimbel: "Salted!!!"
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5.
1. one who is feeling a great amount of anger.
2. one who is feeling a great amount of anger, that others may deem hilarious.
1. I am getting so
salted right now, at this loud mouth.
2. Dude don't talk about his sister that way, you are gonna make him straight
salted .
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6.
When you are extremely high
I'm so salted" "I was salted"
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7.
when you feel stupid, or someone else feels stupid
1. you get all dressed up for ur date and then he/she calls and cancels. ur salted
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