Salted Lighthouse

What is Salted Lighthouse?


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When a guy and a girl are having anal sexon the beach, the guy takes his poopy dickout and covers it in sand. He then proceeds to use the shit/sand mixture as lube.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally pulled a salted lighthouse on this girl the other day.

Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.

See salted, lighthouse, shit, sand, poop, beach, sex, anal, anal sex, lube


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