What is Saltined?
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The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.
"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"
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The act of shaving one's head after admitting the futility of attempting a combover or similar baldness-concealing measure.
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Lesbians
Person 1: Look at those butch mingers
Person 2: Damn foo, they gotta be Melon Farmers or some shit!..
