What is Saltined?
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The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.
"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"
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The act of fathering or claiming to have fathered numerous children with many estranged women. (especially prevalent with musicians)
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a cruet used to dispense gravy.
i need some gravy for my potatoes. Please pass the boog shnerp..
