What is Saltined?
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The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.
"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"
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Someone who eats you after yoga
"Where's Ana?"
"She went to yoga"
"She should be back by now"
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