What is Saltined?
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The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.
"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"
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term for huge cock and balls
last night i let my baby canon launch an arial assault on becky's face
See trouser snake
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v. Act of contemplation at warp speed
ie. 'quantum contemplation'
She quantemplated the vastness of her chemistry homework ..
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Valary Renee DiBenedetto is the gorgeous and talented girlfriend of Matt Shadows(Avenged Sevenfold). She has a twin named Michelle Louis..
