What is Saltined?
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The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.
"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"
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Random Words:
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A form of Haza. Stating that you're excited. Used In I hate my 30's.
Zoozaphruse, I know it. Zoozaphuse this way!
or just pl..
