What is Saltined?
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The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.
"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"
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when a person kicks a utensil (object) whilst it is in the air.
give us that bottle on the vol tom lad
See strike, kick, shoot, belt, ..
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A level of laughter so uncontrollable that it is illegal in England.
Man, I was roflspastic and they were trying to deport me.
See rof..
