What is Saltined?
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The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.
"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"
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Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.
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The act of the beilman-schuff with a hot chick involved, blowing the guy who is sucking on toes.
I was soooo getting a beilman-schuff Z..
