What is Saltined?
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The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.
"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"
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A girl of little inhibitions and loose moral character.
"That chick Tara is such a Zip-Car girl. I just take her out, fill her up ..
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Vaginal Dingleberries.
Tom:That stripper has dingleberrieson her vagina!
Ned:Those are called Vagingleberries
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