What is Saltined?
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The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.
"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"
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Based on or motivated by partisan or self-serving objectives when it comes to choosing a technology to implement a solution (rather than..
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Cocaine mixed with cheese. Originally mentioned in the Tenacious D television episode "Death of a Dream."
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Deliciously condescending.
1: Am I being condescending? ... That means to talk down to.
2: *evil stare*
1: Mmmm, condescendilicious.
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