Saltined

What is Saltined?


1.

The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.

"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"

See crackers, saltines, crunching


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