What is Saltined?
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The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.
"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"
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A pathological condition whereby the sufferer fears those who pathologically fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching them.
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A man "who has no kids" that dates a woman with kids.
She told me she had a kid. I don't want to become an Instadaddy.
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