What is Saltined?
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The crunching up and spreading of saltine crackers onto one's car, driveway, or house resulting in the owner having to pick up the salty debris via hands. This is considered a very personal offense in Western cultures.
"Ay yo T.J. yo car just called saltined by some janky-ass bitches!"
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Chocolate candies made from the anus of giraffes.
"I'm so hungry I could eat something out of a giraffe's asshole!"..
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The worst most gruesome case of dysentery.
I was awoken this morning with a case of assfountain.
See diarrhea, shit, crap, the squirts..
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A truly amazing Israeli movie about 2 gay soilders who fall in love. The message of the movie: Love should never be hidden.
That movie ..
