Saltomaphobia

What is Saltomaphobia?

The fear of tomato products, mostly ketchup. Includes a person freaking out from the sight, smell, sound and talk about it.

Anne has saltomaphobia so bad that when ketchup gets on her skin she has to rub the area with a napkin until it nearly bleeds.

See gross, discusting, bad

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