Salty Awkward Turtle

What is Salty Awkward Turtle?

a delicious and nutritious, yet extremely awkward snack, created by shaniqua and bonfufu.

consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness.

Shaniqua: "man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?"

Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."

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