Salty Awkward Turtle

What is Salty Awkward Turtle?


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a delicious and nutritious, yet extremely awkward snack, created by shaniqua and bonfufu.

consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness.

Shaniqua: "man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?"

Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."

See awkward, turtle, salt, caramel, snack, delicious, black, stripper


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