Salty Beef Curtains

What is Salty Beef Curtains?

Refers to the distended saggy looking labia on an overused and dirty pussy, just hanging there all smelly and salty.

After Jackie got double stuffedby Bobby and Roger, she wadled to the bathroom to rinse the spunk off of her salty beef curtains.

See meat hooks, labia, roast beef, cooter, axe wound, pussy lips, snatch, gash

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