What is Salty Cracker?
1.
A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.
I'm sure some jock's lose on purpose.
2.
Supposedly a game played by bored army recruits in the field. Someone takes out an MRE cracker and the group starts to masturbate onto it. Whoever blows their wad last is the loser, and they must eat the cracker.
Soldier 1: Dude, this is boring, let's play some Salty Cracker!
Soldier 2: OK! I'll grab one from my MRE.
Soldier 3: Umm... are you guys whacking it on a cracker?
Soldiers 1+2: Hell yeah, wanna join?
Soldier 3: Sure!
Soldiers 1+2: Haha, you lose, EAT IT BITCH!
Soldier 3 gags.
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3.
A pissed off white boy.
A pissed off white boy is a SALTY CRACKER.
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4.
A white guy with severe dandruff problems.
"WASH YOUR DAMN HAIR YOU SALTY CRACKER!!"
"That fuggin salty cracka swimming is gonna turn our lakes turn into a lobster fest ocean.
5.
when you eat out a womans stubbly pussy, after she just got done working out
salty cracker,yummmmmmmy
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6.
A white girl who lives in a cardboard box. Often found in a bag with other crackers. Tasty if not stale. Goes down well with butter.
My girlfriend is a salty cracker. I like to lick her salty crack.
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