What is Salty Dog?
1.
The act of having sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you.
Yeah, suck that SaLtY DoG!!
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2.
your all idiots, salty dog is slang for a pirate. salty cause they spend a fair amount of time out at sea - salt water, and dog because they are disrespected criminals and to most decent folk are worth about as much as a dog
arrrrrrrgh me hearties
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3.
seafarer / pirate
He's been at sea for 2 weeks, what a salty dog!
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4.
In the mid Illinois region such as any area between Chicago and Joliet this word is used to define an individual after he/she does something stupid, ridiculous, or embarrassing.
Cue your friend forgets his wallet at home.
You say ah you're a Salty dog.
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5.
North Jersey slang for letting a girl give you a blowjob after you have ALREADY had sex with another woman WITHOUT washing your dick first
That girl is such a pig! After I banged Renee, I drove over to Sherries place and gave her the Salty Dog!
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6.
a man usually between ages 16-65 who has so much self confidence, they believe they can get with any girl by A- making cat noises , B- trying multiple times to make a move and get denied EVERYtime , C- touch a girl in her "private" area when it is clear he is unwanted , D- texting her at 3 in the morning saying "yo can I come over?" , E- being too honest and saying , things like "you have a nice a*s" or "lets f*ck tonight".
ME - That guy is sucha salty dog, he text me at 3 last night asking to hang out.
FRIEND 1 - woww he texted me too!
FRIEND 2 - no way he called me last night!
FRIEND 3 - he asked if i was DTF
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7.
Referring to something that happen to you that you want to blame on the dog. The dog comes from the story... So there was a boy who got 2 new things, a dog, and a white couch. He was doing his girl up the ass, hit a gland, and she shit all over the new couch. When the parents got home and he blamed the dog, so they had the new dog put to sleep...I.E. SALTY DOG
-Damn you just gave you a f in bio,
-i know
-thats a salty dog
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