Salty Egg Whites Edit Meaning

1. Masturbation, wanking, tossing off, spanking the monkey. At night I like to get into bed and do the daily chore before rolling over to ..

1. When you've totally done nothing. Like I'm talkin' bout not owt at all.... Danny has done zilcho Micro revision. See zi..

1. The Vole Theory is a commonly used term to describe having sex with someone small enough so that you only have to use one hand. This lea..