Salty Eye Edit Meaning

1.

When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.

Man I think I gotta go and finish the paperwork, I've got the ol' salty eye happening!!

See hot hole, sting ring, ring of fire

2.

When one fails to clean up or "finish the paper work" after having a movement of things that aren't so very solid or porridge like in consistency.

Man I gotta go finish the paperwork, the ol salty eye is driving me effin nuts!! I can't even walk!!

See anal, ass clown, butt pirate, chaffe