What is Salty Eye?
1.
When a person shits and fails to clean up or "finish the paperwork" there may be a slight discomfort around the anal region, a slight burn to every step you take.
Man I think I gotta go and finish the paperwork, I've got the ol' salty eye happening!!
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2.
When one fails to clean up or "finish the paper work" after having a movement of things that aren't so very solid or porridge like in consistency.
Man I gotta go finish the paperwork, the ol salty eye is driving me effin nuts!! I can't even walk!!
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