What is Salty Eye-patch?
1.
A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.
Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!
See
Random Words:
1.
a stoners way of expressing there feelings of being gutted, this use of dinna can have many variations, the meaning of the word dinna is..
1.
to walk into a dance club and see a bunch of hot bitches; when you leave you tell your buddies that you got an instant hard on in front ..
