What is Salty Eye-patch?
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A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.
Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!
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