Salty Mayo Edit Meaning

1. Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez Sally always bitched abo..

1. To ejaculate on your sleeping girlfriend's breats so that when she wakes up in the morning she has a bad case of crustits Yo man, ..

1. noun. The subject of locksmiths, not to be confused with locksmithing, which is what they actually do. Locksmithing is the broad subject..