What is Salty Mcpete?
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Named after creator, a long-time sailor in the British navy with three peg legs, if you get my meaning (hint hint). A two or more person contest that consists of becoming extremely intoxicated and then running through a crowd and, in Pete's own words, "grabbin' as many boobys as ye can touch."
Extra points are awarded for tongue to boobage contact. Last person to pop a hard one wins.
I played Salty McPete with Bobby yesterday in Tiananmin Square yesterday.
I love Chinese chicks. Who won?
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Salty McPete owned your sister last night, dude.
Good for him. He deserves something like that, after losing his third leg top that tiger shark.
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