Salty Mushroom

What is Salty Mushroom?

1. A sweaty dick-head 2. A dick-head which is covered in a thin coating of pre-cum

"I wanna suck on your salty mushroom."

Post-dated Check

1. A young girl who is hot but too young to nail. However, after several years she we become of age and you will be able to nail her. Hence..

Naturals

1. Breasts that don't have implants. Huge breasts that are naturals and haven't had implants. "OMG, are those natural?&quo..

Lord Elsington Halstingdingdingworth

1. Character who was given 'what's for' by Old Timey Strong Bad for telegramophoning him and asking how he types with gentle..

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