Salty Pants

What is Salty Pants?

To be uncomfortable in your trousers.....like having "salt in your pants".

What's up with homeboy? He's acting a fool, like he's got "SALTY PANTS!?"

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Vampire Snacks

1. When a man eats out a woman when she is on her period. Harry: Hey sammy can i eat you out? Sammy: Yeah, but im on my period... Harry:..

Imaginary Girlfriend

1. A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember..

Manichaean Shower

1. A shower that is unaware of the subtle shadings of temperature between scalding hot and freezing cold. Scalded pink then frozen to deat..

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