What is Salty Peanut?
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An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.
When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.
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Given to or marked by deliberate deceptiveness in behavior and/or speech. Trickery, two facedness, purposeful deception.
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With Out No K.Y. When you don't have any lubricant for butt-sex, but you decide to do it anyway.
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