What is Salty Peanut?
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An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.
When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.
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A crap that is not attributed to the result of consuming food, but rather, is the by-product of being nervous. These usually occur right..