What is Salty Peanut?
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An uncontrolable anus itch that has to be scratched by any means possible.
When seeing the large baconstrip in my underwear, I thought I had shit myself, but then remembered the four fingered effort of trying to dislodge a major salty peanut from my ass earlier in the day.
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Ruler of all the worthless bums who spend their last penny on cheap alcohol and cigarrettes. Wears shitty crown made of empty beer cans...
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(noun)the little turd that sticks to your rectum no matter how well you wipe. also referred to as a dingleberry
I have a date tonight,..
