What is Salty Samurai?
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When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.
My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.
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The leader of the Holy Samurai clan, destined to destroy the evil tyrant weebls, who hath forsaken the Samurai clan.
Holy shit! Salty samurai is again crushing weebls with his spamming powers!
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A children's song about trippin' up on sex.
Mammy, will you sing trip machine?
Ahh... Give it me good.
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for use when someone says something stupid and you just don't feel like listening anymore, similar to bitch please
Bitch, you wast..
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Grabbing one's balls while yelling "SQUIRREL"
I walked up to Tyler and gave him squirrel staph last night!
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