Salty Samurai

What is Salty Samurai?


1.

When a man ejaculates into the eyes of his partner, while doing shots of sakè.

My fragile mind was warped after i ordered a salty samurai off the menu at the sushi bar.

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2.

The leader of the Holy Samurai clan, destined to destroy the evil tyrant weebls, who hath forsaken the Samurai clan.

Holy shit! Salty samurai is again crushing weebls with his spamming powers!


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