What is Salty Santa Clause?
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when a women or male gets jizzed all over his or her face they waits til it dries up.then you break into a house (which has a small child around 5 years of age).Automatically the will think you are santa.tell him that the only way to be on the nice list is to take a penis up the ass(or in a womens sake puts on a strap on.).after the anal sex you kill the child and stuff the body down the chimeny.
david and sarah did a salty santa clause 3 times in the last 5 nights.
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The interval between visits from the cleaning woman, during which time a guy's place gets progrssively messier and less presentabal..
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The state of being so drunk one actually begins to wander around like a raptor. Also can be used as a verb: To raptor or Raptoring.
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