Salty Santa Clause

What is Salty Santa Clause?


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when a women or male gets jizzed all over his or her face they waits til it dries up.then you break into a house (which has a small child around 5 years of age).Automatically the will think you are santa.tell him that the only way to be on the nice list is to take a penis up the ass(or in a womens sake puts on a strap on.).after the anal sex you kill the child and stuff the body down the chimeny.

david and sarah did a salty santa clause 3 times in the last 5 nights.

See aka, tj


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