Salty Sea Slapper

What is Salty Sea Slapper?


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or the Salty Sea Slapper one must arrive at their mates house with a bucket of warm salty sea water sequestered from the near by ocean or body of salt water. The female will take a mouthful of warm sea water and blow the penis hole of the man until he gets a boner. The male now slaps his partners cheeks with his penis until all the warm ocean water are splurged from her mouth.

"I'm wearing your favorite lingerie and have a nice full bucket of salty sea water here waiting for you."

"Boys, looks like shes gonna get the salty sea slapper tonight!"

See sex, mouth, blow job


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