What is Salty Seconds?
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When a drunk girl during a party performs oral sex on a male counterpart and swallows the liquid explosion, then returns to the party and makes out with someone else.
"Yo....Katie just sucked me off and swallowed my load and now she making out with some other dude. That homo just got my salty seconds."
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