What is Salty Woodworth?
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The action of being pounded in the mouth with something salty. Stress is on the pounding action... in the mouth. Such said objects are meant to be sexual in nature but can include other salty products such as schnitzels, sausages, pretzels, etc.
Man that was a good pretzel rod, but my craving would be much more satisfied with a Salty Woodworth.
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