Salvin

What is Salvin?


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My gay pedophilistic friend, Mr. Gavin Loomer (he lives in Los Gatos california and likes big black men with hairy buttocks) who always looks at my ass and fantasizes about sucking off his grandmother turd encrusted douche nozzle in attempt at pre mature ejackulation. Mr. Loomer is indeed a piestuffer not to mention the afropuffhe has big problems with. Analcakeis his favorite when diagnosed with nutlump which is a common problem with our catholic priests in this day and age. Lick my ass.

"Better hide our children, Salvin escaped out of his cage along with Bubbles, M.J.'s pet monkey."


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