What is S.a.m.?
1.
Surface to Air Missile
self explanatory really
2.
An abbreviation, meaning, 'Secret Agent Monkey'. usuualy this refers to a monkey,usually in a tuxedo and armend with a strong british accent and a golden gun, but can also be used to define how cool someone is.especcialy refers to those named Sam,Samantha,etc.
Oh Teh Noes! It's S.A.M.
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3.
S:Stupid
A:Ass
M:Mexican
A mexican person who is relatively dumb, or a racial slur for mexican people.
White Kid:Hey S.A.M. what's up?
S.A.M.:Shut up asshole, I ain't stupid you cracka.
White Kid:Ok S.A.M.
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4.
S.A.M. or, simply, sam, is the abbreviated form of Swalpa Adjust Madi. The language is Kannada, and the direct translation would be "adjust a little bit" but the essense of the phrase is soooo much more! See examples for a feel of the truth...
Patron: Hey! we have 9 tickets but there are only 8 seats here!
Usher: Hehe...er...sorry boss, swalpa adjust madi please...
Immigration Officer: Ahem...sir, you have 10 travellers in your group but only 9 passports. I'm afraid this is a problem.
Traveller: Hehe...er... my father is very old, please, somehow just adjust and go...
Man outside restroom: Hold on one second man, I need to SAM a little bit here (as he pushes his penis back into a central - or otherwise more comfortable - position)