Sam Houston State University

What is Sam Houston State University?

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1.Where people who didn't get into REAL schools, but like the idea of attending a four year university to get their degree in parole officing go.

2.Where self-sabotaging people go to ensure they fail in life.

I got a 1310 on my SAT and was therefore automatically accepted into every state school in Texas, but I hate myself and wish to piss my life away, so instead I'll go to Sam.

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