What is Sam Houston State University?
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1.Where people who didn't get into REAL schools, but like the idea of attending a four year university to get their degree in parole officing go.
2.Where self-sabotaging people go to ensure they fail in life.
I got a 1310 on my SAT and was therefore automatically accepted into every state school in Texas, but I hate myself and wish to piss my life away, so instead I'll go to Sam.
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This is to my DEAR DEAR friend daniel. He has a little mexi-mini in his pants. He smells like dog shit with his gym clothes and CLAIMS t..
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Being an absoloute dick when in cadets, but being a decent bloke normally.
Recruit: hey Stobo! hows it going?
Stobo (not in uniform): ..