What is Sam Malone?
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A sex act named for Ted Danson's womanizing bartender on the Sitcom "Cheers". To Perform the Sam Malone, a man receives fellatio from a woman (or man). He waits until he is near climax, then pulls out of his partner's mouth, and gouges them in the eyes with his pre-cum slickened unit, temporarily blinding them. He then pushes them down, finishes on their face, then stands up and yells "Cheers,Bitch!"
I gave my girlfriend the Sam Malone, and spent the night in a holding cell.
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Fluid from a woman's vagina. It is usually excreted during sexual excitement and orgasm.
That guy is so hot that I had puss sauce..
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Italian slang for the Alpha male in the pack/herd/flock etc of any species (specifically canines and/or manatees)
As the manatees floun..
