Sam Malone

What is Sam Malone?

1.

A sex act named for Ted Danson's womanizing bartender on the Sitcom "Cheers". To Perform the Sam Malone, a man receives fellatio from a woman (or man). He waits until he is near climax, then pulls out of his partner's mouth, and gouges them in the eyes with his pre-cum slickened unit, temporarily blinding them. He then pushes them down, finishes on their face, then stands up and yells "Cheers,Bitch!"

I gave my girlfriend the Sam Malone, and spent the night in a holding cell.

See blow job, fellatio, perversion, facial, sado-masochism
23

Random Words:

Technoperve
1. Like technosexual, however, a person actually gets sexually aroused over gadgets. Adrian: I have just got a N95 and now i am hard! Sam..
Read more
Atilya
1. A person who is one thing but acts another. Could be an African American girl who acts Caucasian or vice versa. Generally a nice person ..
Read more
Match Me
1. 1. For a friend to get a discussed amount of ganja and match it to the same amount as a friend and then do things of low moral(as in, no..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free