Sam Malone

What is Sam Malone?

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A sex act named for Ted Danson's womanizing bartender on the Sitcom "Cheers". To Perform the Sam Malone, a man receives fellatio from a woman (or man). He waits until he is near climax, then pulls out of his partner's mouth, and gouges them in the eyes with his pre-cum slickened unit, temporarily blinding them. He then pushes them down, finishes on their face, then stands up and yells "Cheers,Bitch!"

I gave my girlfriend the Sam Malone, and spent the night in a holding cell.

See blow job, fellatio, perversion, facial, sado-masochism
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