Sam Neill

What is Sam Neill?


1.

Possibly the greatest actor of all time. He was born in Ireland on September 14, 1947 and moved to New Zealand when he was 7. Smart, handsome and totally über-cool, he has starred in great movies such as Jurassic Park, The Dish, The Piano, Irresistible, Merlin, Event Horizon, Dead Calm, Death in Brunswick, A Cry in the Dark, My Brilliant Career, Wimbledon and Perfect Strangers.

Sam was almost cast for the role of James Bond 007, but lost out to Timothy Dalton (who is ugly).

Sam also makes his own wine, called Two Paddocks.

He is the greatest guy ever.

"Who's that awesome guy who played Alan Grant in Jurassic Park?"

"Sam Neill of course, the coolest guy on the planet!"

See cool, awesome, piano, dish


35

Random Words:

1. Listen up Bitches There can be only ONE Band mentioned here whilst keeping a straight face! THE BEATLES You know its True! Guy 1 The..
1. To use your natural surrounds as a large and public trash can. Littering. "Dude, you just threw your trash out the window!" ..
1. When a black girl or black vagina is showing disrespect to there masters. My black bitch is a vignig for not showing me her boobs. See..