Sam Neill

What is Sam Neill?


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Possibly the greatest actor of all time. He was born in Ireland on September 14, 1947 and moved to New Zealand when he was 7. Smart, handsome and totally über-cool, he has starred in great movies such as Jurassic Park, The Dish, The Piano, Irresistible, Merlin, Event Horizon, Dead Calm, Death in Brunswick, A Cry in the Dark, My Brilliant Career, Wimbledon and Perfect Strangers.

Sam was almost cast for the role of James Bond 007, but lost out to Timothy Dalton (who is ugly).

Sam also makes his own wine, called Two Paddocks.

He is the greatest guy ever.

"Who's that awesome guy who played Alan Grant in Jurassic Park?"

"Sam Neill of course, the coolest guy on the planet!"

See cool, awesome, piano, dish


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