Sam "the" Messer

What is Sam "the" Messer?


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OH... A sam Messer is when this darker man(ZAN THORN) has a boy(DOLPHIN) who is dating a girl(RED) who is friends with the first girl(SAM MESSER JR.)who is dating the darker man(ALEX,a.k.a. zan).

HAPPY BIRTHDAY sam "THE" messer!!!!

I cant quit it so i stick wit it.

live by that one beatiful rule.

you are pretty funny for me for a girl..

HAppy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111


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